February 2012
stop crying about oscars you losers
its impossible to understand my dashboard right now
cumberbaby:
im going to host my own oscars where the trophys will be shaped like ACTUAL CARS and you can get in the trophy and ride around in it and MY oscars will be way more popular because it will be a bunch of celebrities shrieking like children whizzing around in bumper cars
motoroladroid:
feeling like your friends secretly hate you is the worst
oh my god this girl is doing this volunteering thing in south africa during the summer and i want to go but it cost 2 million dollars
marththebland:
HOW MANY AWARDS SHOWS ARE THERE EVERY TIME I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS JUST ONE LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF AGO
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lets get down to business
to defeat
the huns
you know when you want to cry for no reason!!!
i cant wait until i stop being so gay
that purifying feeling after you delete your browsing history
im reading the Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa manga and i want to cry because hes so awkward
what if you got the chance to be the most beautiful woman in the world and then every man turned gay
PEEPEE FRICTION PLEASURE
U.S.A. rhymes with gay.
sweetbutts:
im a mysterious blooger. im a ghost blogger. ive been floating around my room for the past 20 minutes whispering the word GAY and scaring all my stuffed animals
if i blog using my phone and go on the treadmill at the same time im going to lose so much weight
im on my treadmill and im blogging
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i hate when i dont understand a joke
